Long Qualms, Long Combobulation

by Mr Juggles

I have qualms with the lack of qualms people are exhibiting everywhere. Compare the number of times you have heard your friends use the phrase “I have no qualms with that” and the instances in which they told you about the qualms they were having with someone.

Similarly, I have never heard someone claim to be combobulated. And yet, everywhere I turn people are feigning discombobulation.

Recommendation: Long “qualms” and short “no qualms”. After a cyclical period of society having “no qualms” a covergence to qualm/no qualm balance seems likely. Likewise the spread between discombobulation and combobulation is likely to diminish.

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  1. jackd
    August 22nd, 2006 | 4:44 pm

    I have found that invariably, those who are combobulated are also kempt and heveled.

  2. Mr Juggles
    August 25th, 2006 | 9:00 am

    Variably, I am quite couth.