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Our fiscal quarter ended on 10/31/05, and we had a banner quarter, our best quarter ever, thanks to the stalwart efforts of management and their compensation package which was heavily weighted towards long dated options in the company’s non-existent stock. We have a lot of skin in the game, so you should trust us.

Unaudited Financial Results for Q1’06

Income Statement

Revenue $109.03

Cost of Sales $0.00

Operating Income $109.03

Balance Sheet

Cash $0.00

Accounts Receivable $430,000,109.03

Inventory $3.99

Accounts Payable $3.99

Cash Flow Statement

Operating Cash Flow $0.00

Capex $0.00

Distributions $X.00

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Readers are to submit questions by email to misterjuggles; if we get enough questions and of enough quality we will post a quarter end conference email in which we promise to cuss out any analysts who ask pesky questions. As a preface, let us just say that our own Project Propeller was an unmitigated success. We feel great about our first quarter, we are proud to have delivered earnings per a share of $DIV/0 and we will continue to build on our resume of greatness.