My Grandma Gets It

by Johnny Debacle

Just got off the phone with the wisest lady I know and she had some key insights into the hot topics of our day:

On the state of the markets and her 401K allocation: “Well it seems to me there’s a lot of finagling going on, and I don’t like finagling so I sold most everything.”

On Hillary Clinton: “You know I’m a democrat but I just don’t like pushy women, no one does”

On Barrack Obama: “He seems like a great man but I don’t think he has a chinaman’s chance of winning”

Recommendation: After our discussion with this wise sage who is unaffected by consensual crowd mentality and political correctness we recommend selling the market, Hillary, and Barack Obama.

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