Quotes Entirely Relevant to Investing 02-22-2009

by Mr Juggles

Jack Donaghy: Those are your new interns.
Liz Lemon: Aren’t they a little old and over-dressed?
Jack Donaghy: They’re all former investment bankers who were laid off in the economic crash that Nancy Pelosi caused. They’ve got zero real-world skills, but, God, they work hard.
-30 Rock

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  1. notorious
    February 22nd, 2009 | 11:34 pm

    Equally relevant from the same source:

    Tracy Jordan: I’m going to have so much money, my grandkids are going to play lacrosse. Lacrosse, Liz Lemon.

  2. February 22nd, 2009 | 11:57 pm

    Zero real-world skills? Hogwash! No-one can “massage” data/models/executives in order to make a transaction look golden like a Banker can.

  3. jb
    February 23rd, 2009 | 7:39 am

    I thought it was ‘God they look good’.

  4. Size
    February 23rd, 2009 | 4:22 pm

    My friend, a derivatives trader at Goldman, blew off Hank Paulson with a wave of his hand and a “pffft. What do you expect. He’s an investment banker.”

  5. theGeneral
    February 23rd, 2009 | 5:20 pm

    Tracy Jordan: Why should I be afraid of drinking a flaming shot? I’m Tracy Jordan…

    [later] These guys do NOT play around Liz Lemon!

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