[Where the Guide] is inaccurate it is at least definitively inaccucrate. In cases of major discrepancy it’s always reality that’s got it wrong. This was the gist of the notice. It said, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently innacurate.”
-The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
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Gentlemen,
That you solipisticly slink back into your high school nerd-locker to pull out a quote from the still-dead Doug Adams, while leaving the following much better investing quote by Jimmy Kimmel unpublicized is yet another reason why LoS should grant my team at least five board seats, along with requisite parking spaces and coffee privileges.
Seriously, who knew Kimmel knew about fund of funds investing?
“Every year we lie to you and every year you come back for more,” Kimmel said, “We completely lie to you, and then you pass those lies on to your clients
“Who cares? It’s not your money. Just give it to us,” he said.