Quotes Entirely Relevant to Investing 08-24-2008

by Mr Juggles

Some believe in eating anything, while the weak eat only vegetables.
-The Bible

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  1. Theoretical
    August 24th, 2008 | 8:43 pm

    “Wait! Doesn’t the Bible also say, ‘Judge not, lest ye be judged?'”

    “The Bible says a lot of things, shove her!”

  2. FuManChu
    August 25th, 2008 | 5:03 am

    A wise man once said:

    As the result of billions of years of evolution to reach the top of the food chain, I’m not going to limit myself to vegetables.

  3. JCauto
    August 25th, 2008 | 10:56 am

    What passage is this?

  4. JCauto
    August 25th, 2008 | 10:59 am

    Found it. Romans 14:2. Totally taken out of context! The next line reads:

    The man who eats everything must not look down on him who does not, and the man who does not eat everything must not condemn the man who does, for God has accepted him.

    I will go elsewhere from now on for my Biblical wisdom, Juggles!

  5. Oligarchette
    August 25th, 2008 | 1:29 pm

    what does the bible have to do with finance? are you at the alter every day saying god, jesús please save me positions and save my job?

  6. american bandersnatch
    August 25th, 2008 | 1:45 pm

    A wise e-coli bacterium once said:

    As the result of billions of years of evolution to reach the peak of genetic fitness, I’m going to enjoy killing more self-important carnivores.”

  7. MacroGod
    August 25th, 2008 | 4:46 pm

    Of course bandersnatch you forget about the spinach e-coli attack of 2007. Carnivores for the win.