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by Mr Juggles

Banker hoes L-O-V-E Udon noodle soup because it’s just like them: An emaciated, white, bland peace of Tofu, surrounded by other Udon sisters waiting to be gulped down by someone with a severely suppressed palate.

-Anonymous from The Leveraged Sell-Out

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