Spam at its Best: Serret Bu(y)
by Mr JugglesDear ????????–
I write kindly in response to the email you sent me yesterday, which was as followed (translated from Japanese by Google’s “Human Translator Trapped in a Box” Service):
From: ????????
Date: 22 Feb 2006 22:22:50 +0900
Subject: ??????????
To: misterjuggles@gmail.comIs association with the Serret Bu woman whom it selects how? It gets wet to getting wet and the ? woman who is sown anytime and being perfection free anywhere, it introduces. Abundant service just of the member such as neighboring searching * copying mail searching fully! Until agreement it goes, thoroughly it is distant the partner searching. The stewardess * nurse * model * SECRETARY * housewife and the like it is on the register in large quantities and the ? is. Thoroughly getting the partner of your ideal, please pass the hot night.
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The ? where with just no charge register the reply reaches from the woman directly in your mail BOX
Yes, please send me further information about joining your yacht club; I look forward to wet to getting wet with all the other boating members, especially the ? woman.
Recommendation: Long “? ” and potentially “Serret Bu,” if you can find any paper. Continued Sector Outperform rating for scones.
By the way Mr. Juggles, that email is from “rub station” which could also be “love station” since Japanese does not distinguish between “r” and “l” nor “b” and “v”
I prefer rub station, thank you.
Oh yeah and the re line is “I’m waiting…”
–Zbone
I would get wet to getting wet in a rub station.
I would also do it in a lub station.
I would do it on a car,
I would even take it in a bar.
But if you try and take my Serret Bu,
I’d just have to find and kill you.