Spam at its Best: Serret Bu(y)

by Mr Juggles

Dear ????????

I write kindly in response to the email you sent me yesterday, which was as followed (translated from Japanese by Google’s “Human Translator Trapped in a Box” Service):

From: ????????
Date: 22 Feb 2006 22:22:50 +0900
Subject: ??????????

Is association with the Serret Bu woman whom it selects how? It gets wet to getting wet and the ? woman who is sown anytime and being perfection free anywhere, it introduces. Abundant service just of the member such as neighboring searching * copying mail searching fully! Until agreement it goes, thoroughly it is distant the partner searching. The stewardess * nurse * model * SECRETARY * housewife and the like it is on the register in large quantities and the ? is. Thoroughly getting the partner of your ideal, please pass the hot night.

The ? where with just no charge register the reply reaches from the woman directly in your mail BOX

Yes, please send me further information about joining your yacht club; I look forward to wet to getting wet with all the other boating members, especially the ? woman.

Recommendation: Long “? ” and potentially “Serret Bu,” if you can find any paper. Continued Sector Outperform rating for scones.

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  1. Z-bone
    February 28th, 2006 | 7:21 pm

    By the way Mr. Juggles, that email is from “rub station” which could also be “love station” since Japanese does not distinguish between “r” and “l” nor “b” and “v”
    I prefer rub station, thank you.
    Oh yeah and the re line is “I’m waiting…”

  2. Mr Juggles
    March 1st, 2006 | 5:14 am

    I would get wet to getting wet in a rub station.
    I would also do it in a lub station.
    I would do it on a car,
    I would even take it in a bar.
    But if you try and take my Serret Bu,
    I’d just have to find and kill you.