Talking To My Japanese Sales Guy
by Mr JugglesMr Juggles: “What do you think about X stock?”
JP Sales: “Oh, I am so sorry. We lost our internet analyst. He’s in bed.”
Mr Juggles: “What do you think about X stock?”
[Mr Juggles hears a bunch of typing, as in typing on a Bloomberg]
JP Sales: “It seems to be hitting the bottom now.”
Mr Juggles: “You’re just looking at the share price on your Bloomberg.”
JP Sales: “Yes, that’s true.”
Recommendation: Don’t talk to your Japanese SalesGuy(s) too often.
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wtf is that ^?
And by “Japanese”, you meant any institutional equity salesperson anywhere.
Oh, boo you deleted that crazy comment spam, rendering my comment retarded. Damn.
I had a similar experience with a swiss company trying to sell me some kind of private placement:
Sales Guy: This company is great.
HF: Can I see the financials?
Sales Guy: Unfortunatelly they are confidential.
HF: So how can I now if the company is good or bad? How can I invest in such a company?
Sales Guy: You only have to buy now and sell when I tell you to.