Bloomberg Headlines, 2007 vs the Future
by Kaiser EdamameHow bloomberg headlines read in 2007:
Crude reaches new high up 2% to 89.30 nearing Goldman $100 target. Citigroup shares fall below $30 on further writedowns of $5bn
How bloomberg headlines will read in the future:
Dollar reaches new record low -2% to 0.011 barrels of oil nearing Goldman target of 0.010. Citigroup shares fall below 0.34 barrels of oil on further writedowns of 56m barrels of oil.
Sweet!.. though lightly crude