Bored? What about a drink? Or an incredibly helpful survey?

by Mr Juggles

In order to more efficiently exploit our subscriberholders, we need to know more about them. In this vein, we urge you to take this reader demographic survey. We promise there will be beer and alcohol involved. And strippers*.

*Strippers are conditional on you doing the survey within the confines of a participating strip club.

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POSTED: 05/26/07 10:49 AM
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  1. HarlemHaberdasher
    May 26th, 2007 | 12:00 pm

    Short your survey provider.

  2. Coruscation
    May 26th, 2007 | 1:53 pm

    If I feel like it, I will visit again Monday and take the survey.

  3. McDanger
    May 26th, 2007 | 1:58 pm

    Bastards. I drove all the way to the strip club for that.

    Actually, thanks.

  4. utesdude
    May 26th, 2007 | 6:23 pm

    your survey provider doesn’t know how to get it done nor make it happen

  5. Cincinnatus_C
    May 26th, 2007 | 6:35 pm

    “Short your survey provider.”

    I just made a killing on the June puts.

  6. WtF
    May 28th, 2007 | 9:52 am

    A 21 page survey??? Are you kidding me?

  7. PairOfSox
    May 28th, 2007 | 2:45 pm

    You’re welcome.

    Also I want that half hour of my life back.

  8. lee
    May 28th, 2007 | 4:45 pm

    you better make use of every one of those 159 questions.

  9. The Dryer
    May 29th, 2007 | 4:08 pm

    Trou.

  10. Mr Juggles
    June 4th, 2007 | 9:37 am

    Actually that wasn’t a survey but instead a pschological test designed to determine who will make the best acolytes when we form the Chuch of LoSologity.