Could Not Be Shorter on Coca-Cola Blak

by Mr Juggles

My position is so short, it may actually go negative short, which would be a long and would be terrible for all. Just like this horrendous disgusting concoction from Hades. Coke with double the caffeine, half the carbs and infinitely more “rich coffee essence.”

Just as a service to the Coca-Cola Company (KO) here are some other combinations which, if you care about your shareholders even a little, we recommend you should never combine.

  • Mayonnaise, beer and walnuts.
  • Corriander and Bette Middler.
  • Chocolate and plutonium.
  • Bubble gum, strawberry and post-modern feudalism.
  • The phrase “lack of internal controls” and my money.

Recommendation: Short Coca-Cola for producing the first product that could be accurately described as “swill.” Long red wine & coke and a double huzzah for green tea & whiskey.

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