Financial Analysis of Diana Bianchi

by Johnny Debacle

Updated 8-8-2006:

What would it take to get you to cheat on Christy Brinkley? The answer is Diana Bianchi, the 19yo woman Brinkley’s husband had an affair with.

Comparable to Mariah Carey, a refined version without the busty PE ratio. Attractive features on the petite side, fit form and youthfulness lead to healthy free cash flow in the intermediate term. While earnings should be relatively stable, the current highly efficient structure will limit margin improvement and limit the upside of this asset’s appreciation. There is tick risk as her smile can be awkward (picture 2) and there will always be an “event risk” loss of youth type event. Also consider that as with any female asset there is always a risk of “the crazy.”

Recommendation: A valuable scarce asset in a heavily demanded market. Long Diana Bianchi but look for an exit point. We also maintain our market outperform rating for Christie Brinkley.

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Comments

  1. August 14th, 2006 | 5:32 pm

    Also consider that as with any female asset there is always a risk of “the crazy.”

    Truer words have not been spoken.

  2. sandi
    July 11th, 2008 | 4:26 am

    I think that she just wants to be in the lime light.
    She could of just walked away and I think that there is a lot of untruths and lies that are not really said here. Maybe, its the other way around and she is really after Peter. I do not buy it! One day, remember my words the real truth will come out.

  3. disgusted by diana
    July 12th, 2008 | 11:25 am

    THIS SKANKY CHICK IS SO STUPID AND UGLY ..SHE MAKES ME SO SICK ..WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND YOU DUMB BROAD .. WHEN YOU GET MARRIED (IF ANYONE WANTS YOUR USED UP ASS ) JUST WAIT UNTIL THE PERSON YOU LOVE AND MARRY DOES THIS TO YOU ..IT IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME YOU WILL HAVE YOUR LITTLE HEART RIPPED OUT BY SOME OTHER LITTL SLUT THAT SCREWS YOUR BOYFRIEND OR HUSBAND !!!!! GO TO HELL DIANA …ALL WOMAN IN THE WORL HATE YOU …YOU ARE DISGUSTING