Follow-Up on Crustaceous Waste Management

by Johnny Debacle

From Austin via a Paleolithic fish via Juggles came this question:

we are growth investors, and waste is certainly a growing market. appears they are making good share gains, but perhaps it’s more a product of a rising tide lifting all cephalopods?

Not to get our cephalopods and crustaceans crossed up, but it is exactly a case where a rising tides lifts all (underwater) boats (subs?). But is also a case of share gains against incumbent land-based competitors. So it’s two cases, both supporting our case that crustaceous waste management is poised to clamp down on the market. So three cases in all. Case closed.

Recommendation: Eat as many of them as you can before they eat your lunch.

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  1. Oligarchette
    August 26th, 2008 | 11:16 am

    wow 2 posts in one day!

  2. Theoretical
    August 26th, 2008 | 12:56 pm

    Is that “before they eat your lunch” or “before they eat you FOR lunch?”

  3. NippleClamps
    August 26th, 2008 | 7:30 pm

    Via a “paleolithic fish”? By paleolithic fish I can only assume you mean a sturgeon, which of all the fish I can think of, is probably the most likely to get out of control on New Years.

  4. Oligarchette
    August 27th, 2008 | 9:46 am

    Can the fish/crustaceans kick the American butts and tell them to get the heck out of the Black Sea and stay to their own side of the ocean?

    Those tools don’t know what they are doing and will do more harm then good and probably set the sea on fire and then all the sea life is dead and all the life within 1000 miles of that sea.

  5. Pleb
    August 27th, 2008 | 4:09 pm

    Oligarchette, way to mass your rhetorical troops on the border of the blog, invade the joke, and pass it off as somebody else’s fault.

    What, you’re going to blame it on some bad Lobster Thermidor?

  6. To The Hilt
    August 27th, 2008 | 10:01 pm


    Are you Bennett Kankuzi’s girlfriend?

  7. Oligarchette
    August 27th, 2008 | 10:12 pm

    Sorry, I had a conversation with some idiot and brought it on board. But then again, maybe besides cleaning up the trash they can clean up other things, you know, expand service offerings, expand the product line. All political issues are from now on to be resolved by sea creatures, the little mermaid would approve.

    Hilt, I don’t swing that way.

  8. NeuroAZ
    September 2nd, 2008 | 1:39 am

    For you suit-wearing squids:

  9. September 2nd, 2008 | 4:55 pm

    @ NeuroAZ

    That tie’d be sweet if it weren’t available only in vegas-pimp colours, maybe if they’d get vinyard vines to put one together

  10. The Paleofish
    September 8th, 2008 | 7:02 pm

    #3, you must have me confused Dubs.

  11. The Paleofish
    September 8th, 2008 | 7:02 pm

    #3, you must have me confused with Dubs.