New Product Idea: Titanium-cut Oatmeal

by Mr Juggles

Most fancy restaurants and hotels offer steel-cut oatmeal. But, last time I checked, steel is not that hard a substance. On the absolute hardness scale, it rates an 80 or 90 as compared to 1600 for a diamond. Until I can feel diamond dust in my bowels, there’s good money to be made in oatmeal.

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POSTED: 12/27/05 8:44 AM



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