Marijuana Causes Genocide

by Johnny Debacle

From 1976-79 in Cambodia, Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot oversaw the genocide of 1.5 million Cambodians. Since 2004, the Janjaweed, a paramilitary group covertly supported by the Sudan government, has been genociding 500 Darfurians per day. Pol Pot. Janjaweed. Coincidence? Science says not.

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  1. stoned
    March 23rd, 2007 | 2:27 pm

    Ganga weed

  2. Matt
    March 23rd, 2007 | 3:14 pm

    This would seemingly provide a multitude of plays here – not the least of which is a leveraged play shorting the spacecake packaged goods providers and going long Colombian paramilitary weapon smuggling.

    Key catalyst for this trade is a noticeable spike in the quality of post-nasal drips among the models and bottles set (this is also known as the D-Bag Index – look for an ETF available shortly via 129th street broker-dealers.)

  3. Bluntman and Chronic
    March 24th, 2007 | 5:49 pm

    Your an idiot. This was religious persecution rather then a drug-induced mass killing spree. Get your facts straight before you blame one of the most benign substances known to man for a totalitarian rulers’ missteps.

  4. JCauto
    March 26th, 2007 | 10:01 am

    There you go. Smoking weed creates paranoid delusions of persecution.

  5. Cincinnatus_C
    March 26th, 2007 | 11:41 am

    don’t forget herbicide.