Sell Everything; Hell is Here

by Mr Juggles

Google (NASDAQ: GOOG) closed at $666. Must I remind you that Google is a member of Cramer’s Four Horsemen? He was more right with that allusion than he knew. If you remember your Biblical history, the Four Horsemen are the forces of man’s destruction in the Book of Revelation. 666 is the number of the beast. Add that up and you have The Apocalypse.

The market is, literally, about to go to hell.

Recommendation: Sell through to the end times.



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Comments

  1. November 27th, 2007 | 1:20 pm

    Interestingly enough, the original number of the beast was 616. Biblical scholars have surmised that the numbers were a code for different Roman Emperors which the author of revelations changing it to 666 for whatever emperor that was unfavorable at the time.

  2. To The Hilt
    November 27th, 2007 | 4:15 pm

    That’s not interesting at all.

  3. Methinks
    November 28th, 2007 | 10:12 am

    Who cares about 666? What’s really important is that Google was down 1.58% in a single day. Obviously this means that we need an emergency rate cut from the Fed. Everybody knows that the only direction asset prices should go is up and it’s even better if they go up at an ever increasing rate.

  4. Ignatius
    November 28th, 2007 | 12:22 pm

    Interestingly enough, Shannon Elizabeth’s tits.

  5. To The Hilt
    November 28th, 2007 | 1:05 pm

    I concur.

  6. Methinks
    November 28th, 2007 | 5:47 pm

    Oh joy. It seems the fed agrees with me. Fabulous.

  7. bfellows
    November 30th, 2007 | 1:06 pm

    but what’s important – does the fed agree on Shannon Elizabeth?

  8. Ignatius
    November 30th, 2007 | 4:49 pm

    At the risk of encroaching on Hilt’s turf, I’m going with “Not very important.”

  9. Boston
    December 3rd, 2007 | 3:51 pm

    We ever going to see another post from you guys? Let’s not fall off the wagon here!

  10. PBateman
    December 4th, 2007 | 9:09 am

    Boston, they’ve probably had too much Mike’s Hard Lemonade. Combine that with some angel’s dust and you’ve got a vicious hangover

  11. To The Hilt
    December 4th, 2007 | 10:32 am

    You’re such a dork, Bateman.

    Bone up on your drug slang. Come by my office around 5 o’clock for the free crack giveaway.

  12. Aspiring Mini-Baller
    December 4th, 2007 | 5:23 pm

    Let’s not carried away here children. Someone will write something again soon hopefully. I’m in dire need of mini-balling tips for the Christmas party season.

  13. sonofgod
    April 4th, 2011 | 12:13 pm

    God is coming. its time to pray .Jesus is coming for his people. for millons and millons.believe in jesus. Now is time to search God and pray.

  14. April 5th, 2011 | 12:00 pm

    Fantastic points. Thank you for your END OF DAYSedness.