Things This Mini-Baller is Thankful For

by Kaiser Edamame
  1. My fellow mini-ballers who taught me that mini-balling isn’t about how much money you make, it’s about your ability to spend way more than that for no good reason
  2. The hot girls who work at the guess store and laugh at my jokes when I buy $300 jeans
  3. The S&P for constantly underperforming my portfolio
  4. Mutual funds for constantly underperforming the S&P
  5. The potential energy of my bonus
  6. My ability to learn new skills: I learned how to juggle in 10 minutes this morning using crumpled up $100 bills
  7. My new RED Amex and its versatility: B&T girls think it’s like a black card and non-profit chicks think it stops AIDS in Africa (which happens to be a great way to push for unprotected sex: “don’t worry about that baby, my RED card eliminated AIDS.”). Also there’s no annual fee
  8. My family who isn’t impressed by my income, my credit card debt, or by my profitable, dividend paying, financial humor blog

Please share things you’re thankful for in the comments.

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  1. November 23rd, 2006 | 12:27 pm

    very hot non-Moscow Russian chicks who believe that I have been in Moscow for a week and will buy them gym memberships etc., if they give it all (and I mean all) up.

    actually just the power of the not-quite-the-truth

  2. lanoitarus
    November 24th, 2006 | 4:00 pm

    You can get a Amex RED card in America? I love the B&T girls comment =)

  3. brown man in the struggle
    November 29th, 2006 | 4:00 pm

    the confidence boost from my 5th vodka soda

    unforeseen upside

    wearing t-shirts that say ‘brasil’ = being brazilian = desirability arbitrage

    bonus season and the value of my bonus in 3rd world currency

  4. November 30th, 2006 | 3:23 am

    Brown man – amazing list. I’m thankful for my one brown friend.