Walrus Efficiency Even Less in Doubt

by Johnny Debacle

Our earlier research, Are Walruses Efficient, seemed to indicated that the walrus knows how to get it done, without actually having to do much of anything. This video is further testament to their greatness — Dancing Walrus. All it takes is a few good dance moves, and a walrus can go cross-species and pull any human tail he wants.

Recommendation: Walruses are emerging as a potential threat to Squid Hegemony. Were recent efforts to cross-breed Walruses and Cameles into Walmelruses are successful, we would revise our rating on Squids while a downgrade of the Human species would be inevitable.

HT to TQ

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  1. Zeke
    March 14th, 2008 | 1:35 pm

    It’s not *that* impressive. That girl blew the whole dolphin jumping team in high school.