Long Ken Lay’s Life

by Johnny Debacle

Let’s just say that while Ken Lay’s life may be trading near zero, but that a death this conveniently timed is no death at all but instead the perfect ruse to escape, fly to Rio for face-changing plastic surgery and a retreat to a lair he built in the caves of the Spanish Pyrenees with $100mm’s he has tucked away over the years. In fact, the Ken Lay that died may not actually be Ken Lay, but instead a genetic doppelganger created with technology from Project Helix. We saw this on Alias one time, so it’s a proven tech.

Recommendation: Alive!

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POSTED: 07/5/06 12:03 PM




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  1. noname
    July 9th, 2006 | 9:38 am

    genetic doppleganger? lol. maybe just madam tussaud. you don’t think her joint sold for several billion because people like to see waxed up movie stars…did you?





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