Long Ken Lay’s Life

by Johnny Debacle

Let’s just say that while Ken Lay’s life may be trading near zero, but that a death this conveniently timed is no death at all but instead the perfect ruse to escape, fly to Rio for face-changing plastic surgery and a retreat to a lair he built in the caves of the Spanish Pyrenees with $100mm’s he has tucked away over the years. In fact, the Ken Lay that died may not actually be Ken Lay, but instead a genetic doppelganger created with technology from Project Helix. We saw this on Alias one time, so it’s a proven tech.

Recommendation: Alive!

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