World of Warcraft In Real Life is the Most Dangerous Game

by Mr Juggles

Bill Bishop of Billsdue has a shocking first hand account of wealthy Chinese World of Warcraft players bringing the game to reality by using real people instead of orcs. We always keep an eye on Bill’s posts on online business in China, and this report may be his biggest blockbuster to date, suggesting that “The Most Dangerous Game” forms of entertainment may be making progress on their long path to legal recognition and social acceptance. Our long term stance has been that it is simply immoral to deny the poor the right for me to pay to hunt and kill them for sport.

Disclosure: We hold a substantial position in several shell companies which control Human Hunting and Human to Human Death Combat entertainment operations throughout the third world as well as several privately owned islands.

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  1. HarlemHaberdasher
    April 3rd, 2007 | 9:40 am

    There was an awesome Ice-T movie about this called “Surviving the Game”. I am much longer the movie than the article, which did not seem believable. Or maybe I just hope it’s not true.

  2. April 3rd, 2007 | 10:00 am

    There is a whole genre of similar films, including the one you mentioned above.

    Battle Royale (Japanese)
    No Escape
    Running Man
    The Hunted
    I even saw a trailer for a new entry in this genre coming out this summer.

  3. Kaj J. Niemi
    April 3rd, 2007 | 10:33 am

    April fool’s, anyone? 🙂

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  5. April 3rd, 2007 | 1:54 pm

    also the clive cussler book “Dragon” had a part in it like this. Dirk Pitt was being hunted by a samurai. Dirk drew his own blood and spread it over a rock on the shore to fake his death and then hid in a tree and thus was able to catch the samurai off gaurd. then he stopped a tidal wave. that book rocked my world.

  6. To The Hilt
    April 3rd, 2007 | 4:33 pm

    I did not need to know that.

  7. Smoke and Mirrors
    April 3rd, 2007 | 8:55 pm

    Is there a way for Satan’s portfolio to get some exposure to the popularity of this sport or it’s derivative films?

  8. Bakks
    April 3rd, 2007 | 9:33 pm

    I fucking hate april fools day

  9. arbman
    April 5th, 2007 | 6:52 pm

    in the list of movies, you forgot “the pest”

    on second thought, it really is better to forget about that movie.