Your Favorite Kind of Candy, Please Respond, Now
by Johnny DebacleWe are conducting some research, which we plan to analyze rigorously, produce a model from which to profit, front-run the publication of such a model and then, lastly, publish said model.
Please, answer these questions in the comments section
Favorite Candy when you were
6 years old:
16 years old:
26 years old:
And (if you are older than 30) today:
Thank you for your time.
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6: M&M’s
16: M&M’s
26: M&M’s
6: Gobstoppers
16: Gobstoppers
26: Gobstoppers
6: reese’s pb cups
16: 5th avenue
26 (i’m 26 now): twix
6: Forever Yours
16: Callard & Bowser’s Butterscotch
26: pass
6 years: Anything with sugar on it!
16 years: Anything with vodka on it
26 years: Blondes and brunettes
that sounds gross!
6 years old: Anything Raspberry Flavored
16 years old: Green Tea Milk Candy
26 years old: Anything Green Tea Flavored
6 years old: Reeses
16 years old: girls
26 years old: girls/women
30 years old: whatever I can get
6 years old: fun dip
16 years old: reeses
6 – Chocolates
16 -Chocolates
26 -Chocolates
55 Good Dark Chocolates Lindt 75
6: Peeps
16: Peeps
6: Cadbury Creme Eggs
16: Kit Kat
26: Snickers
35: Hershey’s Nuggets Extra Creamy Milk Chocolate with Toffee & Almonds
6: Snickers
16: Snickers
26: TBD
I’m only 24.
6: Lindt truffles
16: Lindt truffles
26: Lindt truffles
I’m a consistent man, what can I say. And those little things taste damn good.
6: Skittles
16: Twix
26: Heath Bar
6: jolly rancher
16: snickers
26: white women dipped in dark chocolate and dark women dipped in white chocolate
32: not applicable yet
6: Nestle Crunch
16: Whatchamacallit
26: Snickers
30+: Jolly Ranchers (old skool flavors, not the new tropical crap)
6, 16, 60, 106: chinese milk bunny candy with the melting wrapper made of sugar(?)
6 yrs old: have no idea
16 yrs old: kit kat & twix
26 yrs old: peanut m&m’s (drafting sessions, you know)
32 yrs old: dark chocolate & caramel
6: gummy bears
16: cigarettes
interim: vicodin, amphetamines, drunk girls
26: alka-seltzer
Fave Candies Through The Years–
6: orange-flavored St. Joseph’s children’s aspirin
(sickly kid with strict parents)
16: M&M’s & Mounds
24: Kelly had a pair of high heel sandals by Candies that were the sweetest things I ever saw– although she was pretty sweet herself
NOW: Candy Simpson, the 31 year old MILF next door
6- Pixi Stix
16- Chocolate laxatives, syrup of ipecac
26- Hot Tamales
6: Tootsie Rolls
16: Junior Mints
26: Junior Mints
Older Than God: Junior Mints